% cat /etc/motd

Hello, and welcome to dumpstermonkey.com! Glad to have you here, even if to bump the ole' hit counter up. Using my all powerful powers of deduction I will determine why you are here. Odds are that you are one of the members of this little cyberspace community, or that you have been referred here by one of them. However, in the off chance that you have simply stumbled onto the site, I would like to welcome you and explain a bit about DM.

  % whois dumpstermonkey.com

Dumpstermonkey is a small personal server intended to benefit its members by providing a learning enviroment. It currently houses about 50 users, providing both webspace and access to our wide knowledge base, without a fee. Dumpstermonkey is not a public access server, so please do not ask for an account unless you personally know one of the users. The server is currently centered in Santa Barbara, California.